stupidity at it's best

Dear Nurse,

The next time you tell me that you can't find my baby's heartbeat and proceed to 'let it go' while giggling, I swear I will beat you within an inch of your life. If you try that shit again you will forfeit your own heartbeat dammit.

ps - the doctor did take over and found baby's heartbeat pretty quickly.

update: after a much needed nap and a hug, the doctor called me in the afternoon to apologize for the nurse's lack of sensitivity and professionalism. I doubt she was fired and I don't think I want that, but I'm sure she did get a stern talking to.